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	<title>TextCapades.com</title>
	<link>http://textcapades.com</link>
	<description>You Texted, We Laugh</description>
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		<title>Public Service Announcement</title>
		<description>Padded lampposts for distracted texters being tested in London...

more at Engadget.

be careful out there people. </description>
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		<title>potty humor (take 2)</title>
		<description>
and now he didn't wash his hands.  mom would not be happy.

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		<title>Potty Humor</title>
		<description>
Dude just answered the phone while stinking up the locker-room's bathroom.  It was his mom, no joke. </description>
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		<title>c&#8217;mon it&#8217;s night school</title>
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there's a gunner* in my night school class.

*ed note: Gunner Defined </description>
		<link>http://textcapades.com/cmon-its-night-school/</link>
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		<title>One for teh Computer Nerds</title>
		<description>running late - just finished 3 hours of helping neighbor with PC - Norton, pr0n, 256mb ram - good times.

 </description>
		<link>http://textcapades.com/one-for-teh-computer-nerds/</link>
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		<title>Best Drink Ever</title>
		<description>
wonderful night of teh best drinks ever.  vodka, tonic, pineaqqle/orng juice. </description>
		<link>http://textcapades.com/best-drink-ever/</link>
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		<title>Guns, Knives and Presents, Oh My.</title>
		<description>
Got home and found a box of knives on our doorstep. We'll assume it's a Christmas gift and not a threat, so thank you.
 </description>
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		<title>Guns and Alcohol - Always a Good Mix!</title>
		<description>
We got wasted playing cards at your buddy's house and were running around with hunting rifles. That was around the NYE when you passed out in an alley. </description>
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		<title>note to self (seriously)</title>
		<description>
don't muck in the db when the site is live.  use a sandbox next time.
Duly noted.  Sorry for the downtime. </description>
		<link>http://textcapades.com/note-to-self-seriously/</link>
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		<title>body parts, smoddy parts</title>
		<description>
i heart his crack </description>
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