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Potty Humor

Dude just answered the phone while stinking up the locker-room’s bathroom. It was his mom, no joke.

body parts, smoddy parts

i heart his crack

nothing like a holiday

Just coming back from holiday I heard her say “She had a tan like a slapped arse”

no I will not make out with you

Yo Senator, come out & buy me a bday drink & may think about forgiving you for acting like a 20 something guy in his 1st yr of law school

Perils of Predictive Text

Oh dool, there is a tree my chest!

I think that was meant to be another four letter word…