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Best Drink Ever

admin — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:01:26 +0000

wonderful night of teh best drinks ever. vodka, tonic, pineaqqle/orng juice.

Guns and Alcohol – Always a Good Mix!

admin — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:58:49 +0000

We got wasted playing cards at your buddy’s house and were running around with hunting rifles. That was around the NYE when you passed out in an alley.

Where’s the loo?

admin — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:44:32 +0000

X sent this text to a friend:

“The epitome of wisdom is maintaining lucidity in the midst of chaos.”

This text followed a few minutes later:

“Dude I’m so drunk.”