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Best Drink Ever

wonderful night of teh best drinks ever. vodka, tonic, pineaqqle/orng juice.

Guns and Alcohol – Always a Good Mix!

We got wasted playing cards at your buddy’s house and were running around with hunting rifles. That was around the NYE when you passed out in an alley.

Where’s the loo?

X sent this text to a friend:

“The epitome of wisdom is maintaining lucidity in the midst of chaos.”

This text followed a few minutes later:

“Dude I’m so drunk.”