body parts, smoddy parts
January 31st, 2008 by admin
i heart his crack
Archive for January, 2008
nothing like a holiday
January 31st, 2008 by admin
Just coming back from holiday I heard her say “She had a tan like a slapped arse”
Chuck Norris
January 23rd, 2008 by blogitplus
Chuck Norris invented giraffes when he gave an upper cut to a horse
Goose to Maverick
January 21st, 2008 by admin
Dude please tell me you’re in town tonight. Need wingman for meetup.
no I will not make out with you
January 21st, 2008 by admin
Yo Senator, come out & buy me a bday drink & may think about forgiving you for acting like a 20 something guy in his 1st yr of law school
Where’s the loo?
January 18th, 2008 by admin
X sent this text to a friend:
“The epitome of wisdom is maintaining lucidity in the midst of chaos.”
This text followed a few minutes later:
“Dude I’m so drunk.”
Perils of Predictive Text
January 18th, 2008 by admin
Oh dool, there is a tree my chest!
I think that was meant to be another four letter word…
Wish You Were Here
January 18th, 2008 by admin
Just flashed the ocean. Apparently is Scottish tradition. Wish you were here!”
Muppets Take London
January 16th, 2008 by admin
During England v France World Cup Rugby semi-final:
Ref’s an absolute muppet. No way a try. Ball was nt in control! X
